To tweet or not to tweet

My mouth tastes like cock.

That’s what I wanted to tweet last night. But because I no longer tweet as selina_jezebel nor are my tweets protected, I decided against tweeting that statement. Too many work colleagues, bosses and respected followers to make an announcement like that.

But it was true.

I recently took the Myers-Briggs test to figure out my personality type. Turns out I am Extraverted Sensing Feeling Perceiving (ESFP). I read one personality description that said ESFPs, also known as the Performer, “are open to trying almost anything that promises them a good time, not always giving enough thought to the consequences.”

Ha. Yeah… that’s definitely me. My actions last night support that statement quite well.

Not tweeting was smart. But now I’m writing about it so that cancels that forethought out. However, “performers are incurably optimistic – ‘always look on the bright side,’ is their motto.”

So rather than saying “bad girl Selina”, can we just say “fuck yeah, rockstar”?

© David Bell 2010 I didn't wear lipstick last night.